Duck Towels
Monday, January 28th, 2008How to put Megan in a Crisis:
- Have two duck towels, one white and one yellow
- Go to get children out of bath; announce “I need my yellow duck first.” Announce several times, making clear that the first child out will get the yellow towel.
- Be ignored, be very ignored.
- Pick up the little brother from the tub; wrap him in said yellow towel.
- Let screaming begin.
- While girl-child is still screaming, wrap her in the white towel and deliver two ducks to one bedroom.
How the crisis might resolve itself:
- Leave two ducks in one bedroom; retreat to another to get lotion and other post-bath supplies.
- Hear girl child announce to boy child “We’re going to trade towels”
- Know that boy child couldn’t care less.
- Return to room to hear girl-child say “Michael and I decided to trade towels.”
- Inwardly roll eyes.